Sponsor Grandma's Coffin

I'm Marlene Kowalczyk. I'm 91. My doctor says I don't have long.

The grandkids aren't paying for the funeral. So I'm doing what everyone does now. I'm selling it. The lid. The handles.

Buy a spot and here's what you get.

• Your logo on my coffin. Pay, upload your logo, and it sits on the coffin on this page with your tagline and link. Until someone pays more.
• Your logo on the day. Hold the spot when the line goes flat and it's yours for the service.
• Your logo wherever this goes. Screenshots, posts, press, the lot. That part is real.

Every spot opens at $10 and doubles each time it changes hands. Pay more if you want to make a point. Get outbid and you don't get your money back. Your logo goes to the graveyard with the others.

The small print. Marlene is made up. There's no coffin, no funeral, and nobody dying on a schedule. The money is real. The placement on this page is real. USDC on Solana or Base. No refunds. People are bidding on everything now. I wanted to see where it ends. Hopefully here.